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"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."

[via Barstool Sports]

"Gators Games are the only times I feel alive."

[via Video Fantastica]

Dear England: All of you are pussies. Love, Indonesia.

[via Viral Viral Videos]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bomb By Boat (above)
• Farm Noises (@1:52)
• Dizzy Rope Swing
• Dolphin Birth
• Engineering Students Love Dancers
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Killacycle
• Ballgame Dick of the Week
• Web Redemption raw clip: Sweet Brown
• Fastest Man-gina
• The Reprimand

Johnny, it's your two favorite things: baseball, and big black dick.

[via Acid Cow]

What did I say about eating jambalaya before a game?

[via Acid Cow]

Our sides include "mashed po-testicles," "cauliflower ear," and "rice."

[Via Izismile]

What's your excuse for not working out, fatty?

[via The Chive]

Los Angeles sports fans called it "Sportsageddon."

Los Angeles immigrants called it "Mucho Horas Extraordinarias."

[via The Daily What]

Are you serious, dude?  Are you really going to say that around your kid?

You know they never call traveling in the NBA.  Teach your daughter basketball properly.

Plus you probably shouldn't be cursing around a 2-year-old.

[via Reddit]