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Last Thursday, we showed you "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch."  One too many apostrophes in there I think.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ruben Cervantes-Garibay with his title "This is why its a woman's job to cook."  It's funny because the guy in the video sucks at making pasta but a woman would be able to do it because it's a stereotype that women can cook.  Congratulations, Ruben!

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Justin Bethel, a cornerback from Presbyterian College (not a football powerhouse, FYI), is hoping this video will improve his NFL draft stock after making the rounds on the Internet.

You can't totally see it because the video is so grainy, but if you listen really closely, you can hear a white guy's head exploding.

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Luckily we've got all these signs being held up at hockey games to keep it straight.

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WE WERE SKINNIER BUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF SLUTTY

DO U REMEMBER

[calm down @massholesports, via izismile]

I'm actually impressed how well the lion handles that cock.  I think this backfired.  Score one for the lion team!

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Disproving the statement that there's nothing gayer than two guys discussing their outfits before going out.

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"Sorry, we're currently out of Jeremy Lin jerseys, but we're expecting another shipment of masking tape any day now."

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Since I know that Joakim Noah actually is a horrible dancer because I went to college with him and have seen him dance and also (fun fact!) his hair touched the top of our ceiling when he walked through our dorm hallway, I'm guessing that the rest of Will Ferrell's introductions are also 100% true.

If you're a bird, I'm a bird, Derrick Rose.

He announced the Hornets lineup too. It's after the jump…
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"Well, first I'm going to hug Flavor Flav.  Then I'm going to get an STD screening."

Flav is wearing a lot of huge rings.  Coughlin may have mistook him for five-time Super Bowl champion Charles Haley.

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