spring

"Not to be a schmuck, but you said I'd have it in thirty minutes or less."

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Realizing it was Thursday basically felt like being in a leotard, running up to a spring board, and dragging my face across a gymnastics wedge.

[via The Clearly Dope]

It's your own damn fault.  Who attaches the door stop to the door??

Attach it to the wall like a normal, functioning member of society.

[via Gawker]

Step 1) Click the image above
Step 2) When it opens in a new window, click again
Step 3) Seven hours later, clock out of work and enjoy your weekend.

[via Reddit / source garyc]

Hey Hannah!  I love the weekly Fan Favorites post too.  It's the one time a week I get to read comments from people suggesting Spring Break clips in the middle of Fall.  Are you trying to make me depressed?  Do you realize that I have seasonal affective disorder??

But you also must have realized that I like to complain.  So I'm picking your video, because it's easy for me to complain about.  I'm so excited.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

"See, I told you, honey.  I didn't get chlamydia by cheating on you.  I got it through the air.  Just like this photograph of a painted sign on a high school bulletin board I found on the Internet says you can get it!"

[via I Am Bored]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0

How will your life change come spring?

Yeahhh. That's what I thought.