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Oh they've always had squirrels in their b-holes. They're just not allowed to wear pants anymore.

[via Izismile]

The first step is admitting you're an alcoholic squirrel.

[via Acid Cow]

Sometimes people love animals. And sometimes those people love squirrels and make hats for them.

Mary Krupa, a student at Penn State, is known around campus as the Squirrel Whisperer. Why? Because she sits with them, pets them, feeds them, and -duh- accessorizes them. Sneezy The Squirrelis the most well-known. (And the most media savvy, as you can see.)

Yes, this is weird. But as long as Mary can keep them the hell away from me, I don't give a shit what she does. Whisper on, Squirrel Whisperer. More photos.. after the jump!

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If you're thinking you don't need a squirrel-cowboy riding the shit out of a rattlesnake, you are wrong, my friend.

This angle proves my point.

Plus, aren't you kinda sad that you missed out on the mummified cat slam dunking a mummified bird?

[via Blame It On The Voices]

Do you have any nuts and/or have you seen my dead wife?

[via Cracked]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Big Muscles and Boobs (above)
• Hoop Launch
• Orbital Sander on Foot
• Oh No! Oh Dear God, No!
• A Black Guy, a Priest, and a Rabbi
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bulldozer Rampage
• Frustrated Asian Driver
• Exclusive Interview: Krispy Kreme
• The Man Shot
• Pretty Bridge

He just smoked salvia.

[via LiveLeak]

That's it. I fucking quit.

[via Metro]

The new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is gonna be great.

[via It Makes No Sense]

Because it was trying to commit suicide.

[via BIOTV]