st patricks day

In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy moly. Amen.

[via Tastefully Offensive, previously: Kristen Stewart Explains Valentine's Day]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Teddy Bear the Porcupine's Pot of Gold."  Yes, I realize St. Patrick's Day was last weekend, but I'll have forgotten about this video by next year, so grab yourself a 5-day-old green beer and start brainstorming titles.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Bruce Griffin with his title "'Why I Don't Have a Husband' in C major."  It's funny because it sounds like the title of a fancy classical song but it's actually about how she sucks.  Congratulations, Bruce!

He looks magically suspicious.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Gary Huskey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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Getting to the end of the rainbow isn't as glamorous as it sounds.

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[photo: Izismile]

We are hours into one of the most important holidays of the year. It's time to ask yourself: am I making Frank Sinatra proud?

[via Win!]

I'm going to celebrate this St. Patrick's Day the same way I celebrated last St. Patrick's Day: showing you a video of a guy asking his friend to "beer me" while vomiting into a toilet.

I'm working under the theory that hopefully you were too drunk last St. Patrick's Day to remember seeing it.

If all goes well for you today, I'll be able to share it again next year and it'll still seem as fresh as ever.

[via Tosh.0]

On this St. Patrick's Day, know when to say when.

But also know when to say "Beer me."

Personally, I don't recommend saying "beer me" mid-vomit, but hey, who am I to judge?  If I didn't have to amuse you with blog posts, I'd probably be right along side him this afternoon.

You didn't think I'd let you go all day without puke, right?  I figure let's get it out of the way early.  If you have St. Patrick's Day plans, I recommend you do the same.  Nothing turns off a drunk coed faster than vomiting all over her brand new green T-shirt her roommate's creepy friend just had printed up for his poorly conceived St. Patrick's Day bar crawl.  Manners, people!

Good morning and Happy St. Paddy's Day people!

It's a beautiful day to celebrate my 29th favorite holiday. A day where we all drink beer and wear green to commemorate a British saint who was taken captive by Irish raiders and held as a slave in the fifth century before fleeing from captivity and studying to become a priest who later converted royalty and the poor in Ireland to Christianity.

Anyway, here's an awkward St. Patrick's Day bingo game for you to play with/using your coworkers. If you win, you get to buy yourself a green beer. In honor of St. Patrick.