stairs

It's bad luck to walk under a ladder and have someone fall on your head.

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Geez, I hope he made it to last call.

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Not you. Stairs are what got you into this mess.

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YOLO.

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This should be reversed.  Fatty should take the stairs.  Lose some weight.

If you're skinny, you've earned the escalator.

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Of course you prefer the private entrance around back.

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A British company called More Th>n has "prototyped an automated stairlift to carry obese dogs up tough flights of stairs."

The Daily What goes on to mention that "a pooch can activate [the device] with a paw-press."

Now I'm not a fucking doglift expert, but I'm looking at the photo and where the basket starts is about two steps up, which means your fat-ass dog can't even get in there on his own, which means you'd have to lift your dog to put him on the lift.

Which if you already have to pick up your dog to put him in there, why don't you just carry your dog up the stairs instead of installing an $8,000 stair-hogging monstrosity?

This is why you have an obese dog: because you are lazy as shit.  Give your dog to a responsible pet owner.  Problem solved.  I saved you 8 grand.  Mail me my 10%.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Stair Bobsled (above)
• Black Kid at Rave
• Twerk Single Butt Cheek
• Stilts Bike Jump
• Mexican Horse Ride
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Casino Robbery
• Fat People Doing Athletic Things
• Web Redemption raw clip: Cliff Jumper
• Gotcha Journalism
• Real Meaning of MPH

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Were you watching Tosh.0 from the top of a staircase? Because that's weird. Get a couch.

"Dude, you realize there's an elevator, right?"

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