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Stalker Level: Ninja

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 3:00PM

Remember fellas, the restraining order only matters if she sees you.

[via Acid Cow]

I'll Be Watching You

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 2, 2013 at 5:00PM

Maybe it's because my ex stabbed me three times, but I'm kind of into this.

[via Video Fantastica]

If Your Name Is Stephanie, I Recommend Changing It

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 14, 2013 at 1:00PM

I will bet you 1 million dollars he's not wearing pants.

[via DoucheChillz]

I Can Stalk U: Creepers Raising Awareness of Other Creepers

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 24, 2010 at 10:00AM

I Can Stalk U is a website that aims to make Twitter users more aware of their inadvertent information sharing. While it sort of achieves that goal through a feed of clueless tweeters' locations, it also comes off as incredibly sketchy in the process:

After analyzing your photos, someone could find out:

  • Where you live
  • Who else lives there
  • Your commuting patterns
  • Why you and your attractive co-worker really like to visit a certain nice restaurant on a regular basis

Woah! What is that last bullet point? It sounds more like a specific example than a hypothetical one.

And how can someone analyze why you like to visit a certain restaurant? I don't even know why my attractive co-worker and I like to visit Ugo Cafe in Culver City at 1:00 pm every Friday. So I don't think stalkers will be able to explain my habits based solely on pictures I upload.

Harry Potter and Hermione's Stalker

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 2, 2010 at 10:00AM

Good morning. There's no better way to start your Friday than with a fake trailer for a movie that will never be made. You want a little tease with that coffee?

This is pretty magical. I could do without the high-pitched voice but the flawless editing makes the whole video worth it.

Why are we making every book Nicholas Sparks has ever written into a movie when we could be making this? Because Hollywood is run by a bunch of muggles, that's why.