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Happy Weekend, Drink Responsibly

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 31, 2013 at 2:00PM

Yoga is so much harder when you're an alcoholic douchebag.

[via BroBible]

I Approve This Message

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Less time getting ridden by spoiled kids! More hay for everyone! Lower barn taxes!!"

[via Ratsoff]

Fatherhood Can Be Bad for Your Face

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 21, 2012 at 4:00PM

On the bright side, you can't have sex with a kid on your face, so you won't be having any more obnoxious fucking kids.

[via Pleated Jeans]

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Innocence Lost

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 26, 2011 at 4:00PM

It gets worse.  Later, she sold her pony to a dog food company so she could buy her own iPad.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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The Healing Powers of Alcohol

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 29, 2010 at 4:00PM

That's nothing.  I once saw a man with no nose poke two holes in his face to do a line of cocaine!

[via 9GAG]

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