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How do you say, "Bend me over" in Klingon? Researching now..

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And Chris Pine thought he was stuck with his bad decision.

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Ah, the Internet. It's just one big Star Trek joke written on a bathroom stall.

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Beam me up, Eminem.

When I tell you that the above video exists — Eminem's "Without Me" remixed into Klingon, the language of Star Trek nerds — you probably think, "Okay, I believe that. The internet is home to a bevy of such mash-ups, especially geeky stuff." But this isn't just a video. It's a real German artist called Klenginem with a real website and real gigs. Though his tour schedule isn't updated, he actually tours the European geek convention circuit, according to Underwire.

It seems that Eminem has such broad appeal that converting his songs into some other niche language could draw an audience no matter what. So, I have a few ideas for translated Eminem cover bands:

• Slim Wookie
• Pig Latinem
• P£34S3 ST4|\|D µP
• Elvish Mile
• OH HAI, MAH NAYM IZ

But maybe I'm completely wrong about these and Klenginem will be the only artist to live well and prosper. Afterall, I'm a doctor, not a freestyle rapper.

Freaking News, a photoshopping website, held a contest called "All Ears."Users stitched ears into famous peoples' eye sockets. There were 50 entries, but here are some highlights:

This is the guy who plays Spock in the new Star Trekmovie.

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When you think about it, "earPod" makes more sense, doesn't it?

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A couple weeks ago, I talked about blogs with simple themes showing pictures with little to no commentary.  We had Awkward Family Photos and Happiest People Ever, etc., etc., etc.

Well, here's a new one aimed at all you pot smokers out there: What-A-Bong.

The site describes itself as "Pictures of bongs that when you look at them, you'll say, 'What a bong!'"  Wow, that doesn't sound like something you'd come up with when you're high at all.

Basically, it's a collection of glamour shots of bizarre or interesting bongs.  The above Trekkie looking bong hit Gizmodo yesterday.  Apparently "bongs" now qualify as "gadgets."  And are news worthy.  I guess it depends on how you use them?

If you just sacrificed $143 to see a movie in the theater, every second counts — including the seconds when all that soda bingeing catches up with your bladder. Rest assured that if you leave to pee, crap, get more candy, play Whack-a-Mole in the arcade or take two laps around the parking garage during a Ben Stiller movie, you?ve made a good decision.

But if you're seeing Star Trek this weekend and you'd like to strategically take your pee break during a Winona-Ryder-as-worn-gray-haired-end-of-her-career-mom scene, then RunPee.com might be just the web app for you. Users submit moments that they think are whiz-worthy including how long you'll have to piss and what happened while you were gone. If you have an over-active bladder, you can even print up a detailed timeline of all the leak times before you go to a movie.

When can't you go pee during Dance Flick?!