star wars

Please let this be the last thing I see before I die in a hurricane.

[via The Chive]

Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

The fact that this kid's a lawyer now means only one thing: I'd let him defend me on the streets and in the courtroom.

[via Best Viral]

He's gathering information about the Sith Lord and his army. And just saying hi.

[via Izismile]

Sure, but could this bird — under pressure — fix the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive system allowing for a last-minute escape from Imperial forces at Cloud City?

Yeah, I don't think so.  Fuck birds.

[via VVV]

Someone took that goose attack video that everyone loved and added lightsabers to it.

Final verdict: Better than Star Wars Episodes 1 – 3 & 6, not as good as Episodes 4 & 5.

[via Tastefully Offensive]

You think that's annoying to listen to?  Now you know how his wife feels.

[via Neatorama]

Old people are always super gassy.  And in this scene Yoda is supposedly 900 years old.

Therefore, you gotta believe this version is closer to 100% biologically accurate than the original.

[via I Heart Chaos]

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

The Tosh.0 blog features a lot of pics.  This year, the "#pics" category covered 98 pages.

Most of these posts are just variations on different themes: sex, signs, alcohol-related oddities, drug jokes, college humor, photobombs, tattoos, funny shirts, race relations, animals, holidays, the occasional animated GIF and photos where Ernie Hudson looks like he's having anal sex with himself.

Which is why I believe one pic easily rose to the top of the heap: Ham Solo.

The web is a never-ending menagerie of LOLs and mehs, and rarely do you come across such a unique artistic statement as Star Wars meat.

Honorable mentions to the house that looked like Hitler, the guy who left his stroller outside an off-track betting parlor, the guy with a tattoo of a basset hound with his face in a fan, and the fat dad in the kiddie pool.

And one last shout out to 2011's greatest trend: chubby people wearing skin-tight, skin-colored leggings so it totally looks like they're not wearing pants.

Here's hoping fatties keep wearing tight pants well into 2012.

What is 'Things Harrison Ford Has Been In', Alex?

[via Dangerous Minds]

The Empire Hikes Back

We received nearly two thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Aaron Bernardez.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.