Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
- Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
- How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
- Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
- Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
- A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
- Don't do meth. Ever.
- Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
- 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
- And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.
[photo via The Chive]