static cling

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from d.bird in response to a post about static cling.

Listen up, d.bag. I mean, d.bird. This is neither the time nor the place to out someone. And if you meant gay as in, "Playing with Barbies is gay!" then shut up. Because Ebert is awesome.

Most importantly d.bag, what's with your thought process? When I see panties on a head, I don't think about film critics. I think about weddings. (But that's just because I'm always thinking about weddings. It's a girl thing.)

Anyway, if you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

We should all start celebrating our half birthdays.

Static cling: \'sta-tik ? kling\  · noun

1. the tendency for light objects to stick (cling) to other objects owing to static electricity
2. the reason you have a pink thong attached to your head

Assholes: \'as-(h)ols\  · noun

1. jerks; inappropriately mean, inconsiderate people
2. the reason you still have a pink thong attached to your head

[via The DW]