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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

'We Had Obedience School This Weekend'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

The dogs get steak, because they haven't ruined my sex life.

[via Daily Dawdle]

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baby

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dog

dogs

kid

obedience

sit

stay

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0 Trans Fat, 100mg of Swag

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 17, 2012 at 1:00PM

If rap snacks give you mad flow, Scooby snacks better make you awesome at figuring out that oh my God, those things that you thought were a zombie and a witch turned out to be two robbers who were looking for a security van that they dumped in the river years ago.

[via Imgur]

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bbq

honey

rap

romeo

school

snacks

stay

Son, You Wait Here While I Take This Picture

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 19, 2011 at 1:00PM

Still less demeaning than a leash.

[via Reddit]

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father

hold

kid

legs

parent

parenting

photo

stay

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