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Keep Your Distance

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 18, 2014 at 8:00PM

In all seriousness I would rather say I have an STD than to call myself "Stud Muffin."

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Itchy Beach

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

"Yes, I'd like a 50-gallon drum of your finest pube shampoo."

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Wrap Up Before You Read Up

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 21, 2013 at 9:00PM

I was convinced I got a National Geographic magazine pregnant when I was 12.

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25 MPH Drive The Ladies Wild

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 1, 2013 at 10:00PM

He read somewhere that you can't get an STD if you die in a scooter crash.

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dangerous

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position

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Sex

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transportation

Wrap It Before You Sneak Off And Tap It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 1, 2013 at 12:00PM

…And all I got was this lousy fence.

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boyfriend

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karma

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Sex

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