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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 6, 2014 at 1:00PM

Symptoms include itchy, red semicolons and a burning sensation when you control alt delete.

[via Time]

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Cuddly Kiss Of Death

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 24, 2014 at 3:00PM

With smooth moves like that it's no wonder 90% of the koala population is rife with chlamydia.

[via Acid Cow]

It Burns When I Play Clappy Bird

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 16, 2014 at 8:00PM

If those pipes are STDs I'm going to need all of the antibiotics. All of them.

[via Fail Blog]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 19, 2013 at 1:00PM

Listen, Florida, the solution is simple. Check the monkey's genitals first. If he's flaring up, you'll just have to wait to have sex with him.

[via NY Post]

I Agree, Five Is More Than Enough

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 5:00PM

Should I be worried that my Chlamydia doesn't look like Grimace?

[via Break]