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Should I be worried that my Chlamydia doesn't look like Grimace?

[via Break]

Just got tested. Time to celebrate with a VANITY PLATE!

[via Acid Cow]

"See, I told you, honey.  I didn't get chlamydia by cheating on you.  I got it through the air.  Just like this photograph of a painted sign on a high school bulletin board I found on the Internet says you can get it!"

[via I Am Bored]

If you browse Craigslist's missed connections, you may find love …or you may find out you've contracted an STD.

It's one way to find out.

At least the woman who posted was specific. She made sure to include both spellings of "Mark," note that he has one relative in the South, and specified that he didn't like black people.

Next time maybe she should be more specific about the people she sleeps with.

[via reddit]

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