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Do you think he has pepperoni nipples, or pork medallion nipples?

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Pumpkin Ladder Fail (above)
• Fun Funeral
• Guy Pukes Steak
• Teaching a Wolf to Howl
• Neck Vagina
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Bad at Karate
• How Not To Feed A Croc
• Hatchet Road Rage (Street Justice)
• Walk the Dinosaur
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: JC Penny
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Shell 2
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Target 2
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Round Table 4
• Yellow Pee Pee Monster: Longs 2

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Here's to hoping you have a TV in your bathroom.

So… We meat again!

We received over 1,500 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Rene Montez.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

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He'll do whatever it takes to get a job at Benihana.

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[photo: Eat Liver]

Awesome news via Neatorama!

A new Billboard on River Highway in North Carolina not only shows a gigantic piece of steak on an even more giant fork, but it actually pumps out the smell of steak for passing drivers to suffer through.

How do they do it, you might ask?

Well, every morning they load a live cow into the billboard and then light it on fire!

The billboard also emits horrific cow screams, but it's a small price to pay to get that fresh steak smell!

Here's a perfect distraction for your Monday: a little game known as Steak House or Gay Bar? We'd given it a passing mention about a month ago, but it's worth a second look.

Just go to the site, and you'll be prompted with a name, such as The Wrangler, seen above.

It's then your duty to determine whether the aforementioned establishment is a Steak House, like Morton's, or a gay bar, like Ruth's Chris.  (Ha!  That's a joke.  We all know both those places are gay.)

For your effort, the cite rewards you by telling you what percentage of participants have gotten that particular question right or wrong and compiles your score for you, so you can embarrass yourself by proving how well you can identify gay bars.  (Not that there's anything wrong with that.  It's just obviously a little fruity.  I mean, even gay guys wander into a steak house by accident every now and then.)

Steak House or Gay Bar? has proven to be a lot more popular than their controversial sister site, Redneck Bar or Secretly-Homosexual-Friendly Redneck Bar?