Quick: What's A Way To Look Sad And Pathetic In Front of Millions of People?
"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."
[via Barstool Sports]
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"Look, I traded in my dignity for RTs a long time ago."
[via Barstool Sports]
I don't care which team you're rooting for on Sunday. Heck, I don't care if you're rooting the game gets rained out so Glee starts sooner.
(What? Who would want that? Definitely not me. No way.)
The truth is, that with our guitars and our chiffon drapes and our likeness to a Christopher Walken SNL character, we are all Johnny Dollar at heart.
When we remove our jerseys and our facepaint and GLEEK t-shirts, we're just old men singing love songs to strangers in a pair of slacks we bought in the seventies.
[via BWE]
A four-year-old that's smart enough to use the word horrendous is smart enough to know when a football team sucks.
Go Steelers.
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