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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, May 22

With Enough Neglect, Anything's Possible

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 11:00AM

Her report card came back with straight Double-D's.

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The Problem With Family Car Decals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2012 at 3:00PM

Maybe if you were open to more positions there wouldn't be an open position, prude.

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An 'I Voted' Sticker for the Rest of Us

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 2, 2010 at 2:00PM

But those of you who aren't felons should go vote.

Unless you're lazy.  Or apathetic.  Or realize that this country is screwed either way.  Or realize that your vote doesn't matter.  Or forgot to register.  Or never wanted to register.  Or don't know where your polling place is.  Or are too far from your polling place to get there.  Or forgot to get a mail-in ballot.  Or aren't a citizen.  Or are planning on voting for a third party candidate so you're throwing your vote away anyway.  Or are a felon.

But if you're none of those things, go vote!

At the very least, tell your boss you're voting and go drink a beer.

This year, I'm voting Bud Dry!

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