Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Maybe if you were open to more positions there wouldn't be an open position, prude.
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But those of you who aren't felons should go vote.
Unless you're lazy. Or apathetic. Or realize that this country is screwed either way. Or realize that your vote doesn't matter. Or forgot to register. Or never wanted to register. Or don't know where your polling place is. Or are too far from your polling place to get there. Or forgot to get a mail-in ballot. Or aren't a citizen. Or are planning on voting for a third party candidate so you're throwing your vote away anyway. Or are a felon.
But if you're none of those things, go vote!
At the very least, tell your boss you're voting and go drink a beer.
This year, I'm voting Bud Dry!
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