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Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Not only did I molest your ears with this music and your eyes with these nipples, I also called what is clearly a recorder a flute. And so this Flute Tribute To Sting wins as my worst post of 2011.

I've got pages and pages of honorable mentions. Banana driving a car, Antoine Dodson dancing topless for four minutes, this guy yelling at trucks, our in-depth look at the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands, and most of what I posted this past month came close to nabbing the top spot.

Imagine if your work was permanently published online. There would be some regrettable moments.

But, hey, I did save you guys from this! So overall I'd say the year was a success.

You guys are constantly asking me to post videos of naked dudes playing Fields of Gold on the flute. It's like, COME ON ALREADY, I'M LOOKING! These things don't find themselves.

Well, here you go. You can stop asking me now.

Some of you were like, we love greenscreens. So it would be great if he was standing in front of one of those. Delivered.

And some of you were like, make sure he has tiny nipples. And I delivered on that too.

YOU'RE WELCOME, EVERYONE. Now hopefully all of you can move on from this weird Sting on the flute fetish you seem to have.

[via Oh Have You Seen This?]

Last Friday, we showed you "A Handful of Wasps" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "A Handful of Wasps."  Very literal.  Let's attempt to laugh at his pain.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Blake Janes with his title of "Mexican Banjo."  Of course that was the winner, because you're all a bunch of filthy racists.  Plus all the words are capitalized so it looks like a title.  Very proper.  Congrats, Blake!