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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

There's only room in this town for one faceless Harlem shaker and based on tweet-time alone, I'm gonna have to say it's Kasey.

Three drunk guys stealing a penguin — Australian for "gaaaaaaaaay."

[via Gawker]

REWARD OFFERED FOR ANYONE WHO FOUND A GREY BIKE NEAR ST. NICHOLAS' CATHEDRAL. MEET ME IN THE MAIN STREET ALLEY AT MIDNIGHT.

CASH REWARD.

HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT OTHER SIGN OVER THERE.

-MIKE

[via BWE]

Respond with the password "LOOTER4LIFE" and save an additional 10%.
Must provide proof of not being a police officer upon purchase.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

I can't tell what's going on, Seagull. Because you just showed me one aerial shot and then the rest was a sexy pair of legs.

Yeah, this seems like a great idea until you realize that every gay dude on planet Earth will want to steal your awesome iPod!

[via EPICponyz]

If they took the golden egg-laying goose, I will literally lock myself in my room forever!  Not even my favorite of our domestic workers will be able to convince me to come out!!

[via The High Definite]

Hey kid, I'll tell you why someone stole your backpack.  It's because you are obviously a spoiled, overprivileged little mama's boy who needed a dose of reality.

I feel for ya, kid.  I really do.  But life in the real world isn't always as sweet as Halloween candy.

It stings now, but you'll get over it.  And you'll be a better person for it.

P.S.  How do I turn on your PSP?

There is a special place in Hell for those who steal lawn mowers and other landscaping tools from church. And no, it does not smell like fresh cut grass.

[via Burbia]

"It's fun to do bad things," says Latarian Milton, the 7 year-old hoodrat kid who took his grandma's car for a joyride.

I agree with Latarian. Especially if the bad stuff gets you onto a TV show!!! But it's still important that he learns his lesson. Which is why Tosh.0 is giving him a chance to redeem himself.

Watch Daniel as he teaches Latarian the difference between right and wrong in a new episode of Tosh.0 this Wednesday at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central!

Want more redemption? You can check out all of our Web Redemptions right here on the blog as well as exclusive additional interview footage with our Extended Redemptions.