Tosh.0 Blog

Sculpted Flabdominals

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

Looks like somebody just finished my patented cheese and Budweiser cleanse.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Tags: 

abdominals

abs

crunches

flab

shredded

six pack

squeeze

stomach

Slice Of Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

In spite of this tasty ink, my focus is still drawn right to the belly button lint.

[via Break]

Tags: 

hair

happy trail

ink

life

pepperoni

pizza

pubes

slices

stomach

tattoo

thug life

Game Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 2, 2014 at 12:00PM

Actually the super bowel movement is played Monday morning.

[via The Chive]

So Close…

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 7, 2014 at 6:00PM

They call this move the "Boat Plow" because they thought the "Suck Your Own Dick Crunch" was a little too on-the-nose.

[via Uber Humor]

Tags: 

abs

almost

blowjob

crunch

head

oral sex

stomach

workout

The Result Of Many Last Suppers

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 16, 2013 at 10:00AM

The "Jesus glow" is a brilliant way to cover up that ring worm.

[via Ratchet Mess]

Tags: 

belly

bible

jesus

last supper

ring worm

stomach

tattoo