stoners

OR IS IT 4/20?????????

I almost forgot I wanted to give you this classic Tosh.0 clip as a gift: The Ultimate Stoner Video.

But 1pm is better late than never.  Plus any good stoner isn't even awake until after noon.

Ha, my spell check doesn't think "stoner" is a real word.  Silly spell check.  I'll show you who's a real word.

Goodbye.

I ordered a pizza?!??!

[via The Daily What]

"Where are new episodes of Tosh.0?" annoying people would probably be asking me on the street if anyone actually recognized me or cared who I was.

Well, there are still 14 cities left on the Tosh Tour Twenty Ten!  You can't both tour the country and put on a weekly television show!  Tonight, Daniel is in Indianapolis.  Do you expect Daniel to record an episode of Tosh.0 from Indianapolis??  Do they even have green screen technology in Indianapolis??  Who knows??

But I do know this:

1) You can get your Tosh.0 fix tonight by watching four episodes of Tosh.0 from 8pm – 10pm ET during our Tuesday Tosh Block.

2) There is at least one man who is putting on new television tonight: Nick Swardson.  So get your new television fix by watching a show from a good friend of ours, Nick Swardson's Pretend Time.

Check out a preview clip from tonight's Nick Swardson's Pretend Time above, watch the Tuesday Tosh Block from 8pm – 10pm tonight, and then catch an all new episode of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time at 10pm/9c!

Ain't life grand!

(Oh, and P.S.  New episodes of Tosh.0 return on Tuesday, January 11th!)

No shit you do.

[via BuzzFeed]

It doesn't take a rocket science to realize that many of our Tosh.0 fans like to indulge in, um, a certain illicit plant.

So, to try to better understand his fans, Daniel decided to visit the Pot Convention.

What he learned there may shock and amaze you, as he has created "The Ultimate Stoner Video!"

Watch the video above and check out the footage of Daniel at the Pot Convention here.

Do you ever look at your grandmother and wonder what she would be like if she cooked less meatloaf and smoked more pot? Do you ever wonder what your grandpa would be like if he enjoyed marijuana more than Backgammon?

Well speculate no longer! This short documentary about the world?s oldest living potheads paints a pretty clear picture of what more than seventy years of pot does to you.

Side effects of this video include the desire to clear your throat, Febreze your house, and hug your grammy.

[via Blame It On The Voices]

A couple weeks ago, I talked about blogs with simple themes showing pictures with little to no commentary.  We had Awkward Family Photos and Happiest People Ever, etc., etc., etc.

Well, here's a new one aimed at all you pot smokers out there: What-A-Bong.

The site describes itself as "Pictures of bongs that when you look at them, you'll say, 'What a bong!'"  Wow, that doesn't sound like something you'd come up with when you're high at all.

Basically, it's a collection of glamour shots of bizarre or interesting bongs.  The above Trekkie looking bong hit Gizmodo yesterday.  Apparently "bongs" now qualify as "gadgets."  And are news worthy.  I guess it depends on how you use them?

Some people say they believe in God. Some people say they believe in
Santa Claus. Some say they people believe in magic.

But this guy believes in aliens, no doubt about it. He doesn't need proof, he just knows.  Seems valid to us.