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She's happy it's Friday too.

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Get off. Like you always do.

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Congratulations to Dillon Zahler and Anthony Romano, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "The Bus Stop," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

Step 1) Click the image above
Step 2) When it opens in a new window, click again
Step 3) Seven hours later, clock out of work and enjoy your weekend.

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I suppose you can think of a better place to put my urine??

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Congratulations to Talkie Pictures, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "Jogger," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

"You shit in one doorway and suddenly everyone is hanging 'This Man Shits in Doorways' signs with your picture on it!" – A guy who has shit in at least one doorway

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They wouldn't have stopped for a black swan.

We received nearly fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mike Jones.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Canada has been tightening up border security.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Apparently someone on the 5th floor walkway is trying way too hard to make a video to get him on Tosh.0.

Godspeed.

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