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Best New Pub In Town

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's not quite as nice as Ye Olde Cock & Weave, but it's worth checking out.

[via World Duh]

I Put Them On Everything

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 5:00PM

You know what really kicks a salad up to the next level? TITS.

[via Izismile]

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Cleanup On Aisle Gross

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

I have always maintained that if a woman can make a great period joke, you marry her.

[via Acid Cow]

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Milk, Bread, Rebellion

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

By "the limit" he means that invisible point in grocery store parking lots where the cart's wheels stop working.

[via The Chive]

Post Christmas Sales Are The Best

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 2:00PM

Shopping Tip: There is a "Mother Fuckin' Sale" two doors down and everything is 60% off.

[via Reddit]

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