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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]

And by "tough" we mean "tough to beat in a yacht race."

[via Nose Bacon]

This is not what I meant when I said, "Go to the store and bathe Anthony."

[via The Chive]

Mommy fucked an alien. Deal with it.

[via Cherryplucker]

Honestly, I'd try it if I didn't have all that cum for breakfast.

[via Break]

"Fine, you can sit on the soda. But you have to hold the eggs and bread."

[via AcidCow]

This guy's priorities: 1. Beer 2. Beer 3. Beer 4. Beer 5. Wearing an entire shirt.

[via Izismile]

Crushing your kid in a shopping cart is one thing, but buying Shasta cola?? You're a monster.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Hey, I'm looking to catch burglars, not Don Juans.

[via Izismile]

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