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To quote Dr. Seuss, "I can lick 30 tigers today". If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring some criminal activity: Stick up with a stick, the weed leaf fail, and the 7/11 hit and run.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  More of me secretly eating chocolate all day continues tomorrow.

In what states is the legal age of consent 17? Just wondering. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring the best cheer and dance moments: Trampled Cheerleader, Crystal Light Dancers, and Cheerleader Fail Girls.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  God created the world in seven days, and you probably won't even muster up the energy to get your car washed this week.

That lamppost was placed there by a giggling fourteen-year-old boy.

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Let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!!! If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring some amazing body talents: Pricasso the penis painter, fast curve baller thrower, and the watermelon crusher.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  So make sure you reschedule that dinner at Grandma's.

You're crapping your pants with excitement? Me too. If you're looking for clips from tonight's show, you'll have to wait until after the episode has aired across the entire country.  Check back here after 10:30 Pacific Time.

But there's plenty of stuff to do while you wait?

• Watch the three full episodes available on our site this week, featuring your favorite local news moments: Leprechaun in Mobile, Antoine Dodson, and I Like Turtles Kid.
• Buy high quality Tosh Ts in the Tosh.0 store
• See classic Tosh.0 clips on our video page
• Or scroll down to read the rest of our daily blog

More new episodes of Tosh.0 continue next Tuesday!  Which means you have seven days to buy an ice cream maker and go balls to the walls.

She really did grow up so fast!

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It's 'cause they have air conditioning.

..And because sex feels awesome when you're not wearing a condom.

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But you know your wife's rule- no sex 'til you go to the grocery store!

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The other stores are doing a great job of pretending to not be Jewish.

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Cat shirts and saggy underwear for all!

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