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Yeah. So get a job you lazy piece of shit.

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He might run over your foot.

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To keep you happy during our hiatus, the Tosh.0 store is 20% off now through April 11th.

Get your hats. Get your tees. We have beanies now! You love beanies. Get one of those too.

Holla at Bonita Springs, Florida. Where I am from and this store is located.

ONLY THE BEST!

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Baby got crafts.

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I need to talk to him about this "wine" he prescribed me. Turns out it was just water with food dye.

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There seems to be a very dirty pile of 1st grader on the floor.

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I was fine with California legalizing the sale of pot, but this is getting a little ridiculous.

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ME: Do I have something stuck in my teeth?

YOU: Yes.  I told you.  10 packages worth of spinach!

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"Well, sir, I hate to break it to you, but no, we don't sell white conical hats in the 'white power accessories' section.  They're on the KKK aisle.  Next to plumbing."

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