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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

Sir, You Clearly Aren't Wearing Any Pants

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 21, 2011 at 6:00PM

He's just buying some gum.  Bad breath can be a major turn off to the people you're flashing in the park.

[via Izismile]

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Song Parodies Aren't For Every Department Store

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 21, 2011 at 2:00PM

It seems like forever ago that I personally made Rebecca Black an Internet star (at least according to Nightline).

But "forever" in Internet terms equals a mere 8 months in real time, making this the first Thanksgiving since "Friday" went viral, meaning it's the first chance for an inevitable Black "Friday" parody ad.

Kohl's is the first to toss their hat in the ring.

And somehow, they don't do the song justice.  Where's the random middle-aged black dude rapping while rolling around in a shopping cart?

Kohl's, you gotta realize people are about as over Rebecca Black as they're over reading the Tosh.0 Blog.

[via The Daily What]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 16, 2011 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

It is happening. Everyone is getting their Tosh Tees. Head on over to our newly opened STORE to outfit yourself and your loved ones in Tosh.0 apparel.

#Zachariahobviouslydoesn'tknowthemeaningofthewordwasted

The Tosh.0 Store Is Now Open!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 15, 2011 at 10:16PM

You heard the man, head on over to our brand new Tosh.0 Store! We've got Tosh Tees and other goodies for you to give and receive this holiday season!

The wild women, the wild women, love this shirt.

Check out more Tosh.0 goods HERE!

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Shop At Eddie Bauer For All Your Gift Giving Needs

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 15, 2011 at 6:00PM

Take an additional 25% off all merchandise this weekend only!

Clearance apparel and your boyfriend's dick not included.

[via izismile]

You Can Really Taste the Tard

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 7, 2011 at 1:00PM

From the makers of Frosted Freaks, Apple Jerks and Cinnamon Toast Cunt!

[via The Chive]

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This Halloween Remember to Do Your Shopping Before You Put Your Costume On

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 13, 2011 at 4:00PM

"God, this store is always out of my brand of salsa."

[via Izismile]

Shirt and Shoes Required

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 7, 2011 at 11:00AM

In her defense the sign says nothing about pants.

[via Chive]

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Online Shopper

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 4, 2011 at 11:00AM

Did you see what Jenna just wrote on her Facebook page? She said she's shopping at Trader Joe's but she's not because I'm here and I don't see her. Yup, I just refreshed her page and she said she's in the yogurt section.

Ha! What a loser.

[via imgur]

Those Mexicans Think They're So Witty

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 28, 2011 at 1:00PM

"AHAHAHAHA!!!!!  That's so funny.  But seriously, stay the fuck out of Arizona." – Arizonans

[via The Daily What]

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