Sir, You Clearly Aren't Wearing Any Pants
He's just buying some gum. Bad breath can be a major turn off to the people you're flashing in the park.
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He's just buying some gum. Bad breath can be a major turn off to the people you're flashing in the park.
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It seems like forever ago that I personally made Rebecca Black an Internet star (at least according to Nightline).
But "forever" in Internet terms equals a mere 8 months in real time, making this the first Thanksgiving since "Friday" went viral, meaning it's the first chance for an inevitable Black "Friday" parody ad.
Kohl's is the first to toss their hat in the ring.
And somehow, they don't do the song justice. Where's the random middle-aged black dude rapping while rolling around in a shopping cart?
Kohl's, you gotta realize people are about as over Rebecca Black as they're over reading the Tosh.0 Blog.
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Did you see what Jenna just wrote on her Facebook page? She said she's shopping at Trader Joe's but she's not because I'm here and I don't see her. Yup, I just refreshed her page and she said she's in the yogurt section.
Ha! What a loser.
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"AHAHAHAHA!!!!! That's so funny. But seriously, stay the fuck out of Arizona." – Arizonans
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