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I once bought my anus bongos, but he totally rectum. THANK YOU, good night.

[via The Chive]

That exclamation point just barely hides his old, leathery boner.

[via Break]

"Come" inside and "snatch" up a "sausage". And don't forget to rub our "clitoris."

[Via Alex Hooper]

I'm sick of this Walgreens.  I'm going back to the Rite Aid where they let people be people.

[via I Am Bored]

Racism is always funny until it affects white people.

[via I Am Bored]

Dude, you screwed up!

You put your perfectly good "Give Penis, Take Penis" sign next to a bowl of change!

[via The High Definite]

No thanks.  I do all of my shopping at Tupac Couture.

[via certified bullshit technician]

Today is "Free Shipping Day" on the Internet!

740 online retailers are participating by offering some sort of free shipping incentive on all orders placed today via their website.

This is opposed to every other day on the Internet where you pay $6.99 to ship a $10 T shirt that some guy threw in an envelope with two first class stamps and dropped in a mailbox.