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Barbershop 3: The Third World

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

"All I'm saying is if you want the closest shave possible, you're gonna want me straddling you with my balls on your chest."

[via Break]

I Want To Be In Love Like This. Exactly Like This.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 23, 2013 at 11:00AM

Her farts are the wind beneath his wheels.

[via The Chive]

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