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Posted: 03/12/13
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Last Thursday, we showed you "THE MOST STRANGE & INEFFICIENT WAY TO PAINT A ROOM!!" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "THE MOST STRANGE & INEFFICIENT WAY TO PAINT A ROOM!!" Whoa with the ALL CAPS, man. I realize you are angry metalheads, but let's chill out for a sec.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Joe Murray with his title, "Snooki want smish-smash." It's funny 'cause I've never watched Jersey Shore but I guess it's still funny because you guys voted for it! Congratulations, Joe!
Whatever. That dog sucks. He also tried to get me to vote for Margaret Cho on Dancing with the Stars.
[via Reddit]
I took Spanish for three years in high school. If I was dropped in the middle of Mexico tomorrow, I wouldn't be able to remember how to speak any of it to save my life. (I guess I should say use any of it to find a phone to call home on — not save my life — unless it was a bad part of Mexico. But I digress.)
I'm not bilingual or multilingual; I can barely speak proper English. And since the following seven videos don't contain a lick of English, you'd think I'd be waylost.
But who needs to know what ridiculous people are saying when they're doing ridiculous things? Not me. We may live in a different country than these original clips were shot, but that doesn't matter because we can watch them online.
Here are my favorite seven clips of foreign TV shows that we don't understand and don't need to. Because they tell a great story on their own.
Click after the jump to read the full list!
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Blowing up on Digg over the past day is this image dubbed "Yes, this is Salvador Dali taking his anteater for a walk" — to which I respond: "No, this is Salvador Dalí being normal."
The pic was originally filed on Digg under "Odd Stuff." Does this really seem odd to you? Because I guess it seemed odd to the 1400+ people who Dugg it.
Artists are weird. Salvador Dalí is a surrealist artist. Do you know what a surrealist artist is? It's an artist THAT'S EVEN WEIRDER THAN A NORMAL ARTIST. Did you think the guy who depicts melting clock hallucinations covered in swarming ants would be throwing a tennis ball with a chocolate lab?
I'm going to submit a picture of Georgia O'Keefe with the title: "OMG — believe it or not! — Georgia O'Keefe pictured holding a flower."
Let's just say I didn't quite understand the meaning of "WTF" until I watched the above movie, affectionately titled, "The Number To Heaven."
The only benefit I can image from having this flick posted online for the world to admire is that if the director ever commits a crime, he'll have no problem proving the insanity defense.
Unfortunately, for him, he also is no longer allowed to adopt children in any state other than Utah, or in the U.S. Virgin Islands… which I've heard are very lovely this time of year. No killer one-eyed lobster monsters or anything.
[via Buzzfeed]
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