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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Sauce Sipper

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 14, 2011 at 12:00PM

Facebook update: "Told myself I would stop drinking, that this was the last straw."

We received over 1,300 comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Sauce Sipper

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 10, 2011 at 4:00PM

"First thing to buy with my unemployment check: a pack of straws."

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Are You Sure That's Where You Want to Put That Straw, Cup Manufacturer?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 25, 2011 at 10:00AM

Disney is such a conservative company, when their characters have to get an abortion, it really sucks.

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 26, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Lizard Drinking a Juice Box" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 22, 2010 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Lizard Drinking a Juice Box."  Hilarious in a "I don't understand what a funny title is" sort of way.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote by a wide margin (45% of the vote) was Ken with his title, "Woman fingering her little stinker."  'Nuff said.  Congratulations, Ken!

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