strawberry

Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

[via Huffington Post]

Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just turned on by big-breasted strawberries?

[via Acid Cow]

Sorry, I'm allergic to strawberries.*

*I'm not attracted to women.

[via Acid Cow]

When I saw this pic on the web, I was like, "What the fuck is that?"

So I Googled it.  And I found it on the Spencer's site.  And I read the description:

"Do you long to lick your lovers ass but there is a little too much stink near her pink. Reach for Wendy Williams salad tossing spray and make it your duty to lick that booty. Tossing salad has never been so much fun."

Turns out it's exactly what you think it is.

Which is the worst possible thing it could be.

[via I Am Bored]