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His Flight Is Definitely Delayed

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 17, 2014 at 8:00PM

"We have don't' have any problem running over the toys and dreams of young children to get to you on time!" – Delivery Company's Motto

[via The Chive]

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Street Bargain

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 10, 2014 at 11:00AM

Just be careful when you cut it open. You don't want to wind up with a dead hooker AND a ruined mattress.

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Gotta Love A Set Of Street Boobs

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

Although I personally prefer a good street meat.

…A hot dog, you pervs.

[via Izismile]

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Well Hello, Gorgeous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2014 at 4:00PM

Reminds me, I need to watch The Little Mermaid again soon. Great flick.

[via Veooz]

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It's A Hard Knock Life

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

"I'm getting too old for this shit." -Ted

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