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What's in his suitcases? More underwear.
[via Acid Cow]
This is how people in Europe have fun. And why I'll never visit Europe.
She's probably not allowed to drive 'cause her headlights are always out. Ha! God I'm good.
[via The Clearly Dope]
… and other ways to save money on dildos.
"And, bitch, you straight trippin' if you think Lil Tee is gonna tell you the number of times he's been apt!"
"No way, Gam-Gam… I'm pretty sure it's A before E except after C."
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The Dyslexic Road Workers Union has too much power.
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It's less cool when he plays real life Super Mario Bros. Then everybody's just like, stop jumping on that pipe, you weirdo.
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