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"Teamwork! Amiright, Luxor? Gimme five!"

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What's in his suitcases? More underwear.

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This is how people in Europe have fun. And why I'll never visit Europe.

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She's probably not allowed to drive 'cause her headlights are always out. Ha! God I'm good.

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… and other ways to save money on dildos.

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The only Asian in the world who isn't going places.

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"And, bitch, you straight trippin' if you think Lil Tee is gonna tell you the number of times he's been apt!"

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"No way, Gam-Gam… I'm pretty sure it's A before E except after C."

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Shaye Sumner.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

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The Dyslexic Road Workers Union has too much power.

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It's less cool when he plays real life Super Mario Bros. Then everybody's just like, stop jumping on that pipe, you weirdo.

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