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Ready To Pop

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 8, 2014 at 1:00PM

You've got to get some cocoa butter on that food-baby, Larry. Nobody likes stretch marks.

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You Know You Want This, Sonny Boy

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

OK, how much money will it take for you to stop doing that?

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Kids Are Useful

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 1:00PM

"My step-stool was broken, and now so is my daughter's hymen."

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stretch Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 3, 2012 at 12:00PM

I want you to draw me like one of your French girls.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Stuart Fast.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Stretch Out

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2012 at 4:00PM

This move is called The Invisible Couch

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Leon Neal/Staff/Getty Images]

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