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Check Out Those Legs!

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 3:00PM

Porn sure has changed since I was a kid.

[via Izismile]

Mr. Creepy Is Just His Name, Guys. Relax.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 2, 2012 at 4:00PM

?++? Looks like somebody enjoys the chase.

[via Failblog]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 12, 2012 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latestTwitterandFacebookcomments about Tosh.0.

I assume by "that" you mean "learning."

Three Cheers For America's Future

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 26, 2012 at 5:00PM

According to the Huffington Post, a University of Tennessee student is in the hospital for alcohol poisoning because of a practice known as "butt chugging." In my day you drank first, and then came the butt stuff.

I Really Feel Like Teachers Deserve Raises

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 31, 2012 at 2:00PM

Joke's on you, Mrs. Lockheart. I can still scratch my ass.

[via I am Bored]

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Students Gotta Make Spending Cash Somehow

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 12, 2012 at 1:00PM

Ugh! Freshman! Upperclasswomen know to always carry a sweaty pair with you just in case.

[via Reddit]

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Someone Doesn't Know What 'Disturbing' Means

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 17, 2012 at 3:00PM

Here ya go, kid. Something to look at in detention.

[via Fail Blog]

Things We Already Knew: Kids Are Dumb

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 3, 2012 at 2:00PM

In fairness, I don't know half of these answers either. You think I've actually sat down and counted how many stars are on the flag? What am I? Rain Man??

[via BIOTV]

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Four Students Suspended For Tebowing, Being Awful

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 16, 2011 at 2:00PM

According to theDaily What:

Four classmates from a Long Island?s Riverhead High School were suspended for one day after they created a ?hazard?by Tebowing in the middle of the school?s main hallway.

Administrators say some 40 students have been Tebowing in the hall every day for a week, and the Internet fad had become a ?distraction.?

What I want to know is, what awful things did those 40 students do before tebowing? That's a lot of abortions.

Never Been More Tempted To Give Someone A Pencil

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 1, 2011 at 1:00PM

There's no erasing what he's done.

That's the tagline to a show I'm writing starring this kid.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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