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"Tomorrow: Do men prefer tight vaginas or big floppy sad ones? Find out at eleven!"

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Letting your tits sag won't make the calculus any easier.

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Study by the "Creepy Next Door Neighbor Institute of Research."

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According to BWE,

A new medical study conducted by�Detroit Medical Center�recommends a method called ?nasal packing with strips of cured pork? as an effective way to treat uncontrollable nosebleeds?

?Cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults successfully stopped nasal hemorrhage promptly, effectively, and without sequelae ??

Hooray, coke addicts! What you already do when you're high is now medically acceptable.

Maple bacon for every nose!

Can you guys read this study and let me know what it says? I'm a little busy watching cat videos.

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They've done studies, you know. 90% of the time, it works every time.

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Stop avoiding us, Renee! I swear we won't make you do any more math.

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No, we expect you to sleep.� That's what we're doing.

Well, that's what Carly's doing.� I'm probably still out at a bar.

According to Ad Age, TV shows you watch offer key insights into your personality. For example, people who watch "Mad Men" are creative, emotionally sensitive, and intellectually curious. They prefer brands like Apple and Blue Moon.

People who watch "Family Guy" are sarcastic rebels drawn to brands such as DiGiornio and Ford F150.

Folks who watch "The Biggest Loser" are just dumb. It doesn't say that. But come on, we all know it.

Strangely, there is no information regarding viewers of "Tosh.0". It would be hard to sum your personalities up without the data but I can say with almost certainty that you prefer Doritos and Natty Light.

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If this is English class, I'd like to point out you're missing an apostrophe there. Contractions, girl. Contractions!

Okay, carry on.

Everybody gets an A!