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Finally! A Girl Who Knows About Sports.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 25, 2013 at 12:00PM

I prefer Go Pee Bryant.

[via No Way Girl]

You Can't Wash Something Without Water, Obviously

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 19, 2013 at 2:00PM

For when you want your fabric interior to smell like moldy dog!

[via Break]

Tags: 

car

hose

inside

out

outside

stupid

video

wash

washing

water

woman

wtf

Hahaha, Get It?!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 15, 2013 at 11:00AM

"It's funny cuz my dick is like, aggressively tiny."

[via Imgur]

This Person Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 12, 2013 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

It's not her fault. She's used to touching every ball that comes her way.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

Tags: 

ball girl

baseball

blonde

fail

famous

girl

hooters

MLB

person

should be

stupid

Close Enough (But Not Really)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 4:00PM

They have really good hova d'oeuvres. And a bunch of stuff you can get á la mrscarter.

[via Failblog]

Tags: 

ambiance

Beyoncé

stupid

tweet

twitter

umbeyonce

wtf

At Least They Went In Peace. Well, With Peace Signs.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

I don't blame them. What a scenic freeway!

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

bitches be crazy

car

crash

facebook

girls

peace

picture

sign

stupid

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In Case You're Feeling Dumb This Morning…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 7, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Buy a WHAT?!" -these people on Wheel of Fortune

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

dumb

name

stupid

tweet

twitter

vowels

wtf

'Guys, I Promise You, I Was Born'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 24, 2013 at 12:00PM

This isn't the first time she's mistaken the back for the front. If you know what I mean. 

[via Daily of the Day]

Tags: 

#UrinaryTractInfection

blonde

check

chick

dumb

girl

mic

moment

singer

singing

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video

Americans Are Not Stupid. Except That They Are.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 25, 2012 at 2:00PM

Which one is throwing the rocks?

[via LiveLeak]

Looks Perfect

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 16, 2012 at 4:00PM

Don't worry, balloon maker. You're still not as stupid as anyone buying party favors for an infant.

[via Reddit]

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1th

balloon

birthday

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