stupid people

Short on cash? Well lucky for you the Internet is not short on idiots.

Just follow @NeedADebitCard on Twitter. They retweet people who post pictures of their debit cards online.

When asked for a comment all of Nigeria said, "Welp, this is easy."

Voluntary manslaughter? You're saying he volunteered?!?

[via Bits & Pieces]

Matthew Baldwin has a proposal: Internet Access Captchas to keep "certain people" away from the Internet entirely. You know, the dumb ones.

I'd say I'm a fan of this idea but I don't want our blog numbers to go down. ZING!

I'm not talking about you guys, of course, you're all super smart. I'm talking about the other stupid people Google leads here who were just guessing at the spelling of "to shay".

[defective yeti via Buzzfeed]

(Very NSFW)

Two minutes is longer than anyone has ever talked about Diesel. The people who made this billboard didn't spend that long discussing it.

And I'd venture to say that the people who started Diesel have never even talked about it for longer than a minute thirty.

Guy 1: You wanna start a clothing line?

Guy 2: Sure.

Guy 1: Should we put a lot of zippers on everything?

Guy 2: Sure.

Guy 1: Cool.

[via A LEP IS A BALL]

I think we'll be better off.

[via Geekologie]

A study by researchers at Stanford University says that people who 'media multitask'- like browsing the internet while texting with their iPods plugged in and updating their Twitter – do poorly in simple mental tests.  

Wait, have you guys seen this?  Seriously, so LOL.

So the study says that people who do this multitasking are more easily distracte-

Hold on- RT @friedmanjon Doing anything "while on duty" sounds way grosser than it is.  

So true!  So true!  Hahaha, you guys know what he's talking about!?  The word "duty" sounds totally gross! Actually, if you google "duty," the Wikipedia page says nothing about poop, which you think it would.  Even if that's not how you spell it.  Have you guys seen that "You Parked Like an A**hole" tumblr?  I should take a pic of my own car! HA!  Whoops, that's not the tumblr site, that's another parking website.  Weird.  THIS is the tumblr one.

What was I doing?  

Oh, yeah.  This news story.  So we're more stupid because of the internet… or something like that.  Yeah.  Doh!

[via Fark]