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Thankfully, no one in this town waters their lawn.

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Look, it's either this or drowning her kids in the tub.

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Sometimes, a fast food joint will close down, leaving a pathetic piece of suburban architecture behind. And though you could buy a whole city block for the price of a Big Mac in most of middle-America, some small business owners can only afford one of these franchise relics. Not Fooling Anybodyis a site dedicated to documenting these remains. Here are a few highlights:

Don't let the motif fool you — this is no longer a genuine KFC. However, that is a genuine strip mall dry cleaner, a genuine fourth-generation Honda accord and a genuine Patrick Henry bust. Monte Vista Liquors might seem a little bleakly ordinary due to its KFC past, but it did inherit a huge liquor store asset: the drive-thru window.

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