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Sorry Honey, All The Other Vanity Plates Were Taken

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 5:00PM

It was between this and COOLWIDOWER58.

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Does This Count As Landscaping Or Manscaping?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

Hey, if there's grass on the field, my hedges get a giant boner.

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Kohls Staples Dicks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | October 19, 2010 at 5:00PM

Ha!  Funny names in a funny order makes a funny sign.

Can you imagine if "Kohl's" changed it's name to "Your Mom"?  I would shit my pants.

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