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Which is scarier: what he's coming home to, or touching anything on the subway?

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"All right, Ma'am, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

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"Has Tyler been working out? He's turned into a real beefsteak!"

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This is a lot like the time I smeared boogers all over my etiquette book.

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Fact: Subway loses $34 billion a year in stolen tuna ALONE.

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If you think that's gross, you should see what my socks are made of. (Tuna.)

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OMG this is JUST like that "Sex and the City" episode where none of them survived.

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Sir? Would you mind moving? A billionaire wants to sit down.

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This begs the question: what do you have against Taco Bell?

Things I need to do on the subway today: 1) close legs 2) PDA with pigeon.

Nailed it!

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