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Raul, I Think Someone Has A Little Crush On You

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 5:00PM

SUBWAYSITTER

"All right, Ma'am, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

[via UberHumor]

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You Say Tomato, I Say Person Riding The Subway

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 9, 2013 at 10:00AM

tomato

"Has Tyler been working out? He's turned into a real beefsteak!"

[via The Clearly Dope]

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In Fairness, He's Only On Chapter One

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 29, 2013 at 2:00PM

This is a lot like the time I smeared boogers all over my etiquette book.

[via Izismile]

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C'mon, Subways Aren't Fancy Enough To Have Their Own Van

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

Fact: Subway loses $34 billion a year in stolen tuna ALONE.

[via The Chive]

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I'll Take These Rolls To Go

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 5, 2013 at 1:00PM

If you think that's gross, you should see what my socks are made of. (Tuna.)

[via Break]

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Natural Selection: It's Still A Thing

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 17, 2013 at 1:00PM

OMG this is JUST like that "Sex and the City" episode where none of them survived.

[via Break]

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I'll Have What He's Having

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 16, 2013 at 5:00PM

Sir? Would you mind moving? A billionaire wants to sit down.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 4, 2013 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

This begs the question: what do you have against Taco Bell?

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Aww This Is So Sweet! (And Disgusting)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 10:00AM

Things I need to do on the subway today: 1) close legs 2) PDA with pigeon.

Nailed it!

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And He's Been There Ever Since

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 14, 2012 at 3:00PM

Hey, stop being a metaphor for my career.

[via I Am Bored]

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