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Listen Up, Kids

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 10, 2014 at 10:00AM

…So you learn about supply and demand, and never give a BJ for less than twenty.

[via Reddit]

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kids

life

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school

stay in school

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Ambien Has A New Customer

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 21, 2013 at 8:00PM

Excited to surprise my girlfriend with a new Dyson on Christmas morning the same way.

[via 4Gifs]

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dreaming

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prank

sleeping

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Don Juan De Mullet

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

Surprised that shirt even says gonna. He seems like more of a gon' type fella.

[via Uber Humor]

Thanks For Being Upfront About It

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 9, 2013 at 2:00PM

I… watch a lot of Real Housewives?

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]

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babies

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SALAD!!!

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I Need More Facebook Friends LIke This

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 31, 2013 at 9:00PM

This post is pointless if you don't tag your ex-girlfriends.

[via Distinguished Baloney]