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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

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I'm Totally On Board With This Idea

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 10, 2013 at 2:00PM

donuthead

Question: Is a chocolate sprinkled donut okay to use?

Follow-up question: What if I skipped the penis and just had a donut?

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This Makes Me H-ARRRRRd

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 13, 2013 at 1:00PM

Reminds me of that old pirate tune, "Yo-Ho-Ho And A Bucket Of Cum."

[via UberHumor]

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If I Had To Do It All Again, I Would…

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.

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Aww They Must Be Triplets!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 10, 2013 at 12:00PM

Guys? I think your mom's dead.

[via Izismile]

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America's Got Talent

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 17, 2012 at 10:00AM

No no, you've got it backwards. To get famous you need to sing into a record exec's penis.

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She Holds That Pose A Second Too Long…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 27, 2012 at 10:00AM

She's never gonna get points for that shank, no matter how much she sucks up to the ref.

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It's Good To Be The Best At Something

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2012 at 5:00PM

This might not come as a surprise, but she didn't have to pay for that tattoo.

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She's Cold as Ice

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 22, 2011 at 4:00PM

Typically I'd go for the blond, but in this case I'm leaning towards the redhead.

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Politicians Suck

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 2, 2011 at 11:00AM

Newspaper editors, on other hand, are quite awesome.

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Love Thy Children

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 17, 2011 at 10:00AM

If you think this looks inappropriate, you suck.

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