summer

You know fathers, always "threatening to chop of their daughters' tits with a hatchet."

[via Izismile]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Regurgitation was full of puke (above)
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for a crazy horse
• Daniel uncovered a cookie conspiracy
• We watched a woman who's bad at using the escalator in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel took part in the summer Olympic games
• And Daniel predicted the future

I was going to leave Timmy's turtleneck on but then I drove by this sign with the fun rainbow letters and thought what the heck, why not!

[via I am Bored]

This is gonna be the best Batman yet.

[via UberHumor]

She lost her hair during chemo.

[via I am Bored]

His wardrobe next season is cancer.

[via The Clearly Dope]

I never thought it was possible that taking off a pair of Crocs could make someone look worse.

[via Reddit]

I called PETA. They said you can club him.

[via Stuff I Stole]

I was as impressed as anybody when I saw the video above on Say OMG.  How'd such a fat guy get through such a tiny tube!?

But in researching the video, I found something very unsettling…

Turns out fat guys jumping through tiny pool tubes is a thing.

So I thought, with summer winding down, wouldn't it be perfect to present you with what I can only hope is the Internet's largest collection of "Fat Guys Jumping Through Tiny Pool Tubes" videos.

My apologies if you or someone you know is a fat guy that has a swimming pool and all of this is old news.

See 14 more videos after the jump…

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Bulldog Wants Indoor Pool" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.