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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Crimson Tide

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 17, 2013 at 5:00PM

crimsontide

The beach is fun. Period.

[via Acid Cow]

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Probably Time To Go Inside

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

badtan

What woman doesn't love the smell of leather?

[via Acid Cow]

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Do You Burn Easily?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

[via Izismile]

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burn

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ouch

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Anybody Get Sun This Weekend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

Katy Perry was right. California girls really are undeniable.

[via Izismile]

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omg

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I'd Hate To Know Where She Put The Garlic Bread

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

It's taking all my will power not to make a joke about pepperoni nipples.

[Via The Clearly Dope]

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bikini

fun

pizza

pizza tits

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tits

Lookin' Good in Your Crocs, Bro

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 1, 2012 at 1:00PM

I never thought it was possible that taking off a pair of Crocs could make someone look worse.

[via Reddit]

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shoes

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The Many Advantages of Solar Power

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2011 at 5:00PM

Solar power: To get incest for your future, utilize the power of the son.

[via I Heart Chaos]

How's Your Tan Coming?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 18, 2011 at 12:00PM

This is just a base tan for his trip to the sun.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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european

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