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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

Working On My Base

Posted by: Tosh.0 | June 11, 2013 at 3:00PM

BackPeel

This made the exact same noise as when you peel a Fruit Roll-Up off the cellophane.

[via Break]

Tags: 

gross

nasty

old man

peel

skin

skin cancer

sunburn

Probably Time To Go Inside

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 4:00PM

badtan

What woman doesn't love the smell of leather?

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

black

brown

burn

burnt

layout

red

skin

skin cancer

summer

sun

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tan

wtf

Do You Burn Easily?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 21, 2013 at 2:00PM

It's important to wear colors that compliment your skin tone.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

burn

dress

lobster

match

ouch

pain

pink

red

skin

sun

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The Most Dangerous V

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 11, 2012 at 3:00PM

His wardrobe next season is cancer.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

deep v

ouch

pain

summer

sunburn

tan

Lookin' Good in Your Crocs, Bro

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 1, 2012 at 1:00PM

I never thought it was possible that taking off a pair of Crocs could make someone look worse.

[via Reddit]

Tags: 

burn

crocs

feet

sandals

shoes

summer

sun

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tan

How's Your Tan Coming?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 18, 2011 at 12:00PM

This is just a base tan for his trip to the sun.

[via Bits and Pieces]

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european

red

summer

sun

sunburn

tan

tanning

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Irrelevant Comment of the Week

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 2, 2010 at 7:00PM

Every week we see countless comments that have absolutely nothing to do with anything. Our favorite irrelevant comment this week came from Ariel in response to the What You're Saying About Tosh.0 post.

Ariel has all kinds of problems.

Yo, Ariel. You're not the only one with issues. It's just that not all of us feel the need to share them on the Tosh.0 blog.

I want hot chocolate. I have a sunburn that is being aggravated by the elastic on my shirt. My breath smells like garlic mixed with cinnamon gum. Ugh.

But I'm not going around and posting my complaints here where everyone has to read them. There's a time and a place for everything.

I do hope you've solved some of your problems by now though. At least the first two.

If you have any irrelevant comments please go ahead and leave them below. We bloggers truly appreciate your cooperation.

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