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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Celebrate

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

It looks like Richard Simmons just shit on their parade.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Charles Logan Taft.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Is Anyone Else Really Turned On Right Now?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

I didn't know Guy Smiley knew sign language.

[via Barstool Sports]

Tom Brady Is On A Water Slide Again

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 10, 2012 at 3:00PM

Remember last time Tom Brady was on a water slide? Hahaha. Good stuff, Internet.

Gisele's husband cannot fucking ride a water slide and look happy at the same time.

[via Chive]

What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 6, 2012 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

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We actually had a hand in this year's Super Bowl halftime show.

We said we wanted more puke so they gave you an aging Madonna.

So Confused

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

Of course not! Silly girl. This is how it works. They play the Super Bowl first in Australia. Then the players fly back to the U.S. and play it again, reenacting what they did the first time. But since the time change goes the other way we actually end up watching them play at the exact same time.

So, no. The other side of the world doesn't know first.

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Johnny Cash Is a Good Role Model for Your Babies

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 6, 2012 at 12:00PM

You start out like these two and then about 30 years later you end up being this guy:

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Tom Coughlin, You've Just Won the Super Bowl, What Are You Going to Do Next?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 6, 2012 at 11:00AM

"Well, first I'm going to hug Flavor Flav.  Then I'm going to get an STD screening."

Flav is wearing a lot of huge rings.  Coughlin may have mistook him for five-time Super Bowl champion Charles Haley.

[via BuzzFeed]

Is It Racist?: Super Bowl Ad Edition

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 6, 2012 at 10:00AM

Gong noises and a woman who speaks butchered English with a conical straw hat in a rice paddy field?

I think Pete SpendItNot is trying to tell us this is China.

What do you guys think? Is Pete racist or just really ignorant?

[via The Daily What]

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 31, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "A true giants fan" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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Rename This Video (Super Bowl Edition)

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 26, 2012 at 5:00PM

This video is called "A true giants fan."  Some parents really want their kids prepared for the Super Bowl.  But keep in mind, he's just a little kid, so go easy on him.  He's going to have a rough enough time when the Pats own his terrible team.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote by a landslide — pulling in over half the vote — was Mike Hawk with his title, "What's so weird about that, a lot of pussies drink Miller Lite."  It's funny because light beer is for pussies and a cat can also be called a "pussy," so in this context, the word "pussies" has a hilarious double meaning.  Congratulations, Mike!

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