What kind of shenanigans occur outside bike shops in Columbia, Tennessee? I'm guessing very few.
That town looks like the one from The Truman Show. The residents are going to have to start acting up just so The Viper can put his tights and plastic sticks to good use.
Maybe one night A.C. Howell will forget to lock his store doors and a drunk Laura Truelove will barge in and start riding all the kiddie bikes in circles around town hall.
Then The Viper will have a real small-town crime on his hands. And Josh DeVine will have a follow-up story to report.
(I'm using their names because these people actually sound like comic book characters. It's amazing when life imitates art.)
Where's Mayor J. Jonah Jameson?! I'm sure he's got a few things to say about this unidentified hero.
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