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Say hello to Tony Stark's latest nemesis: "The Gout."

[via The Chive]

Looks like Bruce Wayne isn't Batman's only secret identity.

[Via I Am Bored]

Last Thursday, we showed you "Batman Eats a Hot Dog" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Batman Eats a Hot Dog."  We thought we'd try something different for a change.  If you hate it, fine, we'll go back to renaming cat videos.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote in another tight race was Dean Scoby with his title, "He also gives group rates on circumcisions."  It's funny because a circumcision happens to a penis and penises are hilarious!!  Congratulations, Dean!

Don't worry, Spider-Man.  Your secret identity is safe from Chris Hansen.

[via I Am Bored]

Hey kid, I'll tell you why someone stole your backpack.  It's because you are obviously a spoiled, overprivileged little mama's boy who needed a dose of reality.

I feel for ya, kid.  I really do.  But life in the real world isn't always as sweet as Halloween candy.

It stings now, but you'll get over it.  And you'll be a better person for it.

P.S.  How do I turn on your PSP?