superman

NOWHERE in the bible does it say Superman was white.

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Come on, kid. We don't need another Superman who can't feel his neck.

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Feels really at home in Smallville.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by David Ludwig.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

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High shelves are his Kryptonite.

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[photo: Jay Directo/Stringer/AFP/Getty Images]

Swimming pools: Black Superman's kryptonite.

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Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Escalator Superman (above)
• Creepy Guitar Playing North Korean Kids
• Making Out with Grandma
• Horse Jump Lady
• This Is My Foot
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Military Guy Gets Maced
• Guy Gets Excited Over Train
• Web Sketchdemption raw clip: Films That You Like Sketch
• Bullying Mashup Clips (1, 2, 3, 4 & 5)

According to Blame It On The Voices, Herbert Chavez, 35, reportedly underwent chin augmentation, a nose job, silicone lip injections and thigh implants to look like his hero, Superman.

I'm not sure if his surgeries have made him look more like Clark Kent but they have made him look more like Michael Jackson. So there's that.

We received over a thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Ryan.

Superman didn't die, he just went into hiding in his closet.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text TOSHSMOM to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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It's not just a costume: This man has the superpower
of sending his son into therapy.