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Personally, I prefer the book written by her husband Tom Middleton: Boy, Hide Like a Muthafucker.

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No shit you do.

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Last Wednesday, I wrote a post entitled "Things on Top of Other Things: It Ends Here."

And, I did; I thought it ended there.

But obviously I didn't foresee the amazing outpouring of support I would get from you, the fans!  Fans like Noah Smolian who wrote:

Mother Fucking Faggot Fucking Bastard piece of monkey shit homo turtle loving animal on animal cunt. GO dig a ditch and toss yourself into. I cant believe tosh OK'ed another one of your worthless posts on his blog. Stop wasting our time and my keystrokes reprimanding you Pomranz. Grow up.

Titties!

Okay, Noah.  Just for you… One more…

You can send your appreciative emails to dontfuckwithme@mikepomranz.com.

Alright, John Mayer has come under a lot of scrutinyrecently for comments he made during an interview with Playboy magazine.

He used some very strong language that a lot of people took offense to.

Well, after the jump, I'm going to use some very strong language of my own to tell you just how much I support John Mayer.  I hope you're ready for it!

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From the moment this video starts, you know what's going to happen: We've all seen so many people fall on their asses it doesn't even phase most of us anymore.

But watch this video all the way to the end: What I've rarely seen are people laughing so heartily and boisterously in the face of someone who has just gone crashing to the floor.

If you're a bit overweight, you'd expect that every now and then a chair might not be able to support you, but the one thing that should always be supportive is your friends.

With dance moves like that, you need good friends to help keep your self-esteem from falling apart like so many shoddily constructed chairs.

Actually, that chair was probably pretty well constructed.

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